Al always sends me funny and inspirational e-mails.
Here’s one about funny things kids say.
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One
child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's
name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you
get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally,
the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I want to stay with you guys."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys
began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the
opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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